Meanwhile in a rowboat...
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#7 inches

stateofutobitha:

cutely-perverted:

Sometimes I wonder how big my dick would be if I were a guy

so, here’s something. i found a calculator online to help you figure that out

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kimberleyketchum:

So I was watching Pokemon and I got to the Pi-Kahuna episode and I was like… 

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Victor reminds me of someone… Wait! I know! 

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And that’s how I came to the conclusion that Victor is actually the poorer and more tanned younger brother of James’s father, who, because he didn’t inherit the family’s money as the younger son, left his home and moved to the sea. 

Bonus!

Young Victor also looks kinda like James too!

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Because he’s totally his estranged uncle or something. 

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punkalpha:

Step 1. Imagine your favourite character.
Step 2. Now imagine them in a crop top and tight jeans and lipstick
Step 3. you’re welcome

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positivebeatsthenegative:

cardiocutie:

Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think that’s like the realist shit ever i don’t understand you.It’s insane how the universe is literally full of beauty to the point that we can’t even see some of it. Beautiful down to the way it moves.

this is so cool

positivebeatsthenegative:

cardiocutie:

Guys you don’t understand how awesome this is. This pattern happens everywhere. It happens on flowers and pinecones absolutely vegetables, it happens all around you. If you don’t think that’s like the realist shit ever i don’t understand you.It’s insane how the universe is literally full of beauty to the point that we can’t even see some of it. Beautiful down to the way it moves.

this is so cool

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oldroots:

misunderstood animatronics are my favourite 5NAF concept tbh

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sircuddlebuns:

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okay so what if every time equius accidentally breaks something he feels really guilty and just pretends he doesn’t see it

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fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD

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pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

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justazombiewithakeyboard:

butcarlthatkillspeople:

sarcastic-snowflake:

just a reminder: we’re two periods away from 2014.

you couldn’t just say months you had to measure time with your menstrual cycle

fUN FACT. the earliest form of a calender that’s ever been found was to keep track of an ancient person’s menstrual cycle. ppl with vaginas invented time. there is a reason that months are about the same length as the time between periods. that is all.

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panicvision:

ginacartoon:

silverfang-alchemist:

Return the slab.

WHAT’S YOUR OFFER?!

Oooh…come on…

panicvision:

ginacartoon:

silverfang-alchemist:

Return the slab.

WHAT’S YOUR OFFER?!

Oooh…come on…

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tokimekiwaku:

my favorite yuri horror game

tokimekiwaku:

my favorite yuri horror game

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peevishpants:


Anon asked for Hyuuga Hinata in #9

CONGRATS YOU’RE THE FIRST ONE WHO ASKED FOR PALETTE 9 so u actually receive palette 9
I read that Hinata is physically the strongest person in naruto, canonically so yeah Hinata “DO YOU EVEN LIFT” Hyuuga in #9 for anon

peevishpants:

Anon asked for Hyuuga Hinata in #9

CONGRATS YOU’RE THE FIRST ONE WHO ASKED FOR PALETTE 9 so u actually receive palette 9

I read that Hinata is physically the strongest person in naruto, canonically so yeah Hinata “DO YOU EVEN LIFT” Hyuuga in #9 for anon

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idopaint-themgreen:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

lgbtqblogs:


Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia.
Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.
As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.
The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.
‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.
But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole. ‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.
Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.


holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses
they are my heroes
YOU GO GIRLS

"Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage"
that is amazing

idopaint-themgreen:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

lgbtqblogs:

Two brides have become two of the most kickass women in the world by marrying to protest against homophobia in Russia.

Alina Davis, a 23-year-old trans woman, and Allison Brooks, her 19-year-old partner, donned matching white floor-length bridal gowns and married at a civil registry office earlier this month.

As Davis is still legally regarded as male, the office had no choice but to hand them a marriage certificate.

The couple said officials chided them, and appeared to be violent.

‘She called us the shame of the family and said we need medical treatment … I was afraid my pussycat [an affectionate pet name in Russian] would beat the fuck out of her,’ Davis said on her VK page.

But the couple were allowed to sign the papers, meaning a gay couple in Russia are legally recognized as married – even if it’s through a loophole.

‘This is an important precedent for Russia,’ Davis said.

Russia banned same-sex marriage and outlawed ‘gay propaganda’ in 2013.

holy jesus look at these two warrior princesses

they are my heroes

YOU GO GIRLS

"Oh, you don’t wanna recognize my gender? Okay then lol guess you have to recognize my marriage"

that is amazing

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